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41. The Unemployed Nobody

Profession
: Unemployed Nobody
Met on: alt
Met in: Some Indian in Victoria
Met because: he asked
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: •
Crave to rip clothes off:
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46. The Bald Italian

Profession
: some sort of military something
Met on: alt
Met in: The Moon and the Stars
Met because: I used to like Italian
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off:
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42. The Man who fucked Men

Profession
: Receptionist
Met on: alt
Met in: Blue Bottle, Crystal Palace
Met because: I was intrigued
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency:
Crave to rip clothes off
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47. Slobberlips

Profession
: wine dealer
Met on: alt
Met in: Langaam's Brasserie
Met because: I checked on the Internet and that resaurant sounded delicious
Met again: once
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: ££
Crave to rip clothes off
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43. Rubberhead

Profession
: Architect
Met on: alt
Met in: Foyer of National Theatre
Met because: he was a good chat
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off ?:
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48. The Cute Silent Man

Profession
: Marketing
Met on: alt
Met in: Some French place in Covent Garden
Met because: he sent a pretty picture
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off:
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44. The Jewish Boy

Profession
: I have no idea
Met on: alt
Met in: Patisserie Valerie
Met because: he promised to be original
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off
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49. The French Pig

Profession: can't remember
Met on: alt
Met in: another restaurant in Covent Garden
Met because: I had to fill one of those boring Saturday nights
Met again: no
Food Factor: NONE
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off:
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45. The Lemon

Profession
: ran some business
Met on: alt
Met in: Sainstbury's
Met because: fuck knows
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: ££
Crave to rip clothes off:
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50. The Hero

Profession
: hostage negotiator
Met on: alt
Met in: front of the Salisbury Pub
Met because: he said he was a hero
Met again: yes
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off:
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