1. The Operatic Traitor

Profession: Lawyer
Met on: Guardian
Met in: a bar in Sloane Square
Met because: American accent, liked opera and Vienna
Met again: 3 x
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off:
Entertainment Value:

2. The Teacher

Profession: Teacher
Met on: Guardian
Met in: Somerset House
Met because: he was looking for a muse
Met again: no
Food Factor: •
Pecuniary Potency: •
Crave to rip clothes off:
Entertainment Value:

7. Dogface

Profession: English Tutor
Met on: matchnet
Met in: a state of dellusion
Met because: Shakespeare, Freud, dreams, pens
Met again: yes
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: •
Crave to rip clothes off:
Entertainment Value:

3. The Odd Composer

Profession: Composer
Met on: Guardian
Met in: a pub
Met because: he was a composer
Met again: twice
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off:
Entertainment Value:

8. The Screenwriter

Profession: Screenwriter
Met on: matchnet
Met in: The Moon and The Stars
Met because: I liked him
Met again: once
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: •
Crave to rip clothes off:
Entertainment Value:

4. The Stinker

Profession: Civil Servant
Met on: Guardian
Met in: a bar in Hanover Square
Met because: he sounded confident
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £
Crave to rip clothes off:
Entertainment Value:

5. The Lebanese Ventriloquist

Profession: Medical student, sales assistant
Met on: matchnet
Met in: The Puzzle,
Met because: he asked
Met again: no
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: •
Crave to rip clothes off ?:
Entertainment Value:

10. The Date from Hell / The Midget 1

Profession: Salesman
Met on: jdate
Met in: Ritz
Met because: I was an idiot
Met again: NO
Food Factor:
Pecuniary Potency: £££
Crave to rip clothes off:
Entertainment Value: