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5. The Lebanese Ventriloquist

His written English is not great but his spoken English is so bad I cannot understand a word.
        After a boring drink it is clear we have nothing in common.
        I agree to have dinner just because I want to know if he would pay. He does.
        He calls the next day but I have no clue what he is trying to say. Because I am sure there is a nice guy hidden underneath his language skills, I send a mail saying that ‘he is a lovely bloke but I met somebody else.’